Consider Neptune: Field of dreams or den of illusion? Holy Grail or snuff planet? From the sublime to the ridiculous, this planet defies description, evades the “real” world and reminds us that this earthly plane is but one small manifestation of true reality. There is much to love and much to hate about this giant gasbag intent on dissolving our attachment to the physical realm. For those with control issues Neptune is an exercise in frustration. For those on a spiritual path, he shows the way. What qualities can we develop to make the best of this enigmatic planet?